Barriss is back!

Whew! I'm so sorry I haven't been around for a time-I had signed up for Healers Without Systems, traveling the Republic to help people on distant planets! It was a nice break from dealing with the crap I get around here.

I hope I haven't missed anything!

Oh, and Frodo is doing quite well-although he's gotten rather fat. I suspect that a certain Jedi Master who shall remain nameless has been feeding him Cheetos.

*sigh* That's what happens when you eat crayons!

No, Obi-Wan, the reason you have um, colored stools is because you ATE CRAYONS. You're not dying of some weird disease. Trust me.

Oh, the things I put up with.

Busy Busy Busy!

Ah, the clinic is a complete success! We're so busy-between taking care of Fluke, and most recently Jar Jar (after that unfortunate ride with Master Yoda!), and Obi-Wan coming in to treat his hangovers, I hardly have any time to devote to my blog!

Master Luminara's still on vacation, but she has yet to send me a single postcard. Hopefully she won't find out that it was Frodo who knocked over her favorite vase. I'm hoping to find a replacement on eBay. Whooooooaaaa....who knew Alderaanian pottery was so expensive?

The Doctor Is IN!

Well, I've done it. I've decided that my best way to serve as a Jedi Healer would be to open a clinic in the Jedi Temple. So, from now on, any injuries suffered will be treated by moi.

In the mean time, Master Luminara decided this would be a good time to take a vacation-so I think she went to some place called Barbados. I dunno, it's somewhere really warm and tropical. She said she'd send me a postcard. (Yeah, right, I slave my heiny off for her and all I get is a lousy postcard? Masters get all the fun, I tell you).

Oh, I gotta go-first patient of the day!

-Barriss Offee, M.D.

Ah, it's nice to have the Temple almost all to oneself

It seems as if everyone is off on some adventure for some Survivor thingy. Not I. I get the Temple ALL to myself. I can watch Law & Order all I want without Obi-Wan stealing the remote and switching to Smackdown, or Anakin and Padme eating each other's faces in the halls, or hearing Mace gripe about dry skin. AND I can eat all the Cheetos I want as well. HA!

This is great!

Sorry I've been slacking lately

I really don't have an excuse-well, I've recently finished The Half-Blood Prince, that took up plenty of time.

Master Yoda is really angry about the loss of his duckie. Fortunately, I have a life time supply of Oreos in my closet. And I'm open to bribes.

12 more hours to go...

And then I shall hold Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in my hands! All of the Younglings are going insane speculating about it. They're so cute. Master Yoda doesn't get it, and someone called him a Muggle behind his back. "A Muggle what is? New Sith curse word, this is? With soap wash your mouths out, I will!"

I have to make sure I'm there to get the mail-otherwise, one of my fellow Jedi (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!) may nab my copy before I can read it.

Everyone's caught up in this Survivor thingy. I'm a wee bit too busy to join up, but I'll be sure to watch.