Monday, March 20, 2006

Barriss is back!

Whew! I'm so sorry I haven't been around for a time-I had signed up for Healers Without Systems, traveling the Republic to help people on distant planets! It was a nice break from dealing with the crap I get around here.

I hope I haven't missed anything!

Oh, and Frodo is doing quite well-although he's gotten rather fat. I suspect that a certain Jedi Master who shall remain nameless has been feeding him Cheetos.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

*sigh* That's what happens when you eat crayons!

No, Obi-Wan, the reason you have um, colored stools is because you ATE CRAYONS. You're not dying of some weird disease. Trust me.

Oh, the things I put up with.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Busy Busy Busy!

Ah, the clinic is a complete success! We're so busy-between taking care of Fluke, and most recently Jar Jar (after that unfortunate ride with Master Yoda!), and Obi-Wan coming in to treat his hangovers, I hardly have any time to devote to my blog!

Master Luminara's still on vacation, but she has yet to send me a single postcard. Hopefully she won't find out that it was Frodo who knocked over her favorite vase. I'm hoping to find a replacement on eBay. Whooooooaaaa....who knew Alderaanian pottery was so expensive?

Thursday, August 04, 2005

The Doctor Is IN!

Well, I've done it. I've decided that my best way to serve as a Jedi Healer would be to open a clinic in the Jedi Temple. So, from now on, any injuries suffered will be treated by moi.

In the mean time, Master Luminara decided this would be a good time to take a vacation-so I think she went to some place called Barbados. I dunno, it's somewhere really warm and tropical. She said she'd send me a postcard. (Yeah, right, I slave my heiny off for her and all I get is a lousy postcard? Masters get all the fun, I tell you).

Oh, I gotta go-first patient of the day!

-Barriss Offee, M.D.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Ah, it's nice to have the Temple almost all to oneself

It seems as if everyone is off on some adventure for some Survivor thingy. Not I. I get the Temple ALL to myself. I can watch Law & Order all I want without Obi-Wan stealing the remote and switching to Smackdown, or Anakin and Padme eating each other's faces in the halls, or hearing Mace gripe about dry skin. AND I can eat all the Cheetos I want as well. HA!

This is great!

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Sorry I've been slacking lately

I really don't have an excuse-well, I've recently finished The Half-Blood Prince, that took up plenty of time.

Master Yoda is really angry about the loss of his duckie. Fortunately, I have a life time supply of Oreos in my closet. And I'm open to bribes.

Friday, July 15, 2005

12 more hours to go...

And then I shall hold Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in my hands! All of the Younglings are going insane speculating about it. They're so cute. Master Yoda doesn't get it, and someone called him a Muggle behind his back. "A Muggle what is? New Sith curse word, this is? With soap wash your mouths out, I will!"

I have to make sure I'm there to get the mail-otherwise, one of my fellow Jedi (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!) may nab my copy before I can read it.

Everyone's caught up in this Survivor thingy. I'm a wee bit too busy to join up, but I'll be sure to watch.