Thursday, August 25, 2005

*sigh* That's what happens when you eat crayons!

No, Obi-Wan, the reason you have um, colored stools is because you ATE CRAYONS. You're not dying of some weird disease. Trust me.

Oh, the things I put up with.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Busy Busy Busy!

Ah, the clinic is a complete success! We're so busy-between taking care of Fluke, and most recently Jar Jar (after that unfortunate ride with Master Yoda!), and Obi-Wan coming in to treat his hangovers, I hardly have any time to devote to my blog!

Master Luminara's still on vacation, but she has yet to send me a single postcard. Hopefully she won't find out that it was Frodo who knocked over her favorite vase. I'm hoping to find a replacement on eBay. Whooooooaaaa....who knew Alderaanian pottery was so expensive?

Thursday, August 04, 2005

The Doctor Is IN!

Well, I've done it. I've decided that my best way to serve as a Jedi Healer would be to open a clinic in the Jedi Temple. So, from now on, any injuries suffered will be treated by moi.

In the mean time, Master Luminara decided this would be a good time to take a vacation-so I think she went to some place called Barbados. I dunno, it's somewhere really warm and tropical. She said she'd send me a postcard. (Yeah, right, I slave my heiny off for her and all I get is a lousy postcard? Masters get all the fun, I tell you).

Oh, I gotta go-first patient of the day!

-Barriss Offee, M.D.